Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family

@amy the duality of woman

I have a Google Pixel 4A that I bought a backup for a year and a half ago because I thought it was any day away from dying but the damn thing won't break. The screen is peeling off and you can see the electronics underneath and the fucking thing still works

@amy incredible

it is objectively bad that, for a language that was already criticized for being too complex, that templates were added and by complete accident were also turing complete.

but im finding that i enjoy evil c++ template metaprogramming a lot lmao

@coriander its like morbius except the studio actually wins

@amy fuck i missed this hi amy

can anyone with a degree in Bullshit explain to me how i survived
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-9QJY7Jv5w

@amy shit i would like to revote

@alex this is incredible, i am fascinated. thanks

@Lady what a terrible day not to be able to edit a poll

@coriander hell yeah

what is my job title

@vaporeon_ no real difference honestly

@vaporeon_ as far as I can tell, they are software developers but they get paid slightly more on average

@vaporeon_ software egineering

I made an MR with code that included the line this.end = start when it should have said this.end = end and it broke the entire MR and I didn't notice and neither did the reviewers

@vaporeon_ eepyN ​ 🌐💻

how tf is it already april

@vaporeon_ hello wet blue c/rat