sherclod holmes @wallhackio@cat.family

FUCK YOU kendrick thorm

@aescling why 5am.

bro this shit feels like the final boss of a secret ending and it is only fucking act TWO

shout outs to that one time @aescling cooked chickpeas at 5am in my apartment and burned the shit out of them so bad the smell woke me up

apparently this is possible irl too

somehow only just noticed that you can unequip all of your clothes and run around with it all hanging outa

I may be going through a rough patch in life but I just soft-boiled some eggs perfectly so maybe I'll be alright

@aescling @CatsOfYore hell yea

real men dive blindly into the oubliette, accidentally killing lazael in the process

@Lady this game is neat

@Lady apparently if you knock her out, instead of killing her, before the emerald grove battle, you can get the chance to have her join your party in act II. and fuck her. without needing to kill everyone in the grove

it is very hard to regularly pick the heroic choice when the asshole choices are so often hilarious

@amy hello miniature being 🤠

@coriander I disagree

@aescling @monorail what do you mean? this is simply true

@monorail being 2300' is cool but 2400' is really where its at

i was very anxious to further shadowheart's story so i can do the fuk with her but i accidentally skipped the entire lazael storyline (as well as like, 6 other quests) so now i have to load an old save that undoes 3 hours of gameplay :(

@monorail my previous job was a scam fake job that was a good example of why the tech bubble burst

@monorail one of my coworkers referred to it as The Incident