Big Clod, Tiny 🎈 @wallhackio@cat.family
kept afloat by big ideas.
you can call me Caleb or Clodsire. i also go by clodboy and catwin. i am not picky about names (unless its one amy made up)
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
pfp is by @The_T
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"i know your taste in movies well enough to discount your opinion" ~globin
"caleb is the only person on this websites who truly understands what the report button is for: 'i don't like this post'" ~holly
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Joined Nov 2022
@aescling @coriander in all seriousness, i was making conversation. It sounded like a funny meme that I was giving Cori the honor to share with me if they wanted.
Of course I can look it up if I want to, but that would rob of the opportunity for them to see me discover it
@aescling @coriander i made a toot asking to be spoon fed the answer what more could i have done
@coriander this mf wouldn't mind being educated
@coriander still will report for the confusion though.
@coriander not sure what this means exactly but I'll favorite it anyway
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@coriander @aescling @Lady i'm staying to believe you are a kindred spirit of mine, goblin
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@monorail @coriander @holly FUCK
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@monorail @coriander @holly oh lmao. Cori said that CRTs had a terrible fisheye effect but I reminded them of the Objective Truth that consumer reports would consistently rank CRT televisions the highest based on picture quality so the fisheye effect couldn't be that bad if consumer reports didn't mind
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@monorail @coriander @holly there was a magazine that my parents subscribed to when aescling and I were kids called Consumer Reports. They were famous for reviewing cars and home appliances.
because of Autism we both loved the arrays of scores for different appliances
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@coriander @monorail @holly but Consumer Reports would always rank CRTs highest based on picture quality so you are Objectively Wrong
It's time to ruin some friendships:
Holy shit it's March
@monorail yeah I wouldn't bother either in that situation
@aescling the toot is saying that I should play Balatro on a CRT television with the game's "make the game look like you're playing on a CRT" filter on
@coriander I love calling people brother it feels good to say I hope I'm not turning into a millennial
@Lady this is an extremely based response
This idea is dangerous and I might delete this toot, but what if you played Balatro with the CRT effect turned on. On a CRT
@monorail oh shit I've been doxxed send help
I woke up at 5am this morning and could not fall back asleep someone send help
kept afloat by big ideas.
you can call me Caleb or Clodsire. i also go by clodboy and catwin. i am not picky about names (unless its one amy made up)
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
pfp is by @The_T
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"i know your taste in movies well enough to discount your opinion" ~globin
"caleb is the only person on this websites who truly understands what the report button is for: 'i don't like this post'" ~holly
30+
straight
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
