Big Clod, Tiny 🎈 @wallhackio@cat.family

it is time. for bigass bowl of spaghetti. for diner

whoever decided the conditions which induce the "suprised" effect, i hope your pillow is slightly uncomfortable tonight

if quicksave/quickload there is a 75% chance i will hit the opposite hotkey and FUCK EVERYTHING THE FUCK UP

tactician difficulty is starting to become Pain in the Ass

my purified water tastes like fish.

i take out the filter and put it back in.

the purified water no longer tastes like fish.

the fuck?

@Lady @aescling @coriander oh yeah i did that too

@Lady @aescling @coriander we haven't fucked yet. all we did was have a romantic night under the stars while piss drunk. and kiss

@coriander i might delete this, not sure.

@coriander my bad it won't happen again (publicly)

@coriander i hate when she does that

@aescling @amy watch da video ya dingus

@aescling @amy oppa gagnam style

@amy i watched it five times in a row.

@amy this hurt me to watch.

my other major criticism of the game is that i only roll nat 20's after i spend a gazillion resources to make the roll more likely to succeed

@coriander @aescling @Lady i unfortunately have her sitting in camp most of the time which is probably making me avoid a lot of funny dialogue

@coriander @aescling @Lady i like how every single companion so far seems to have a secret that reveals they are a walking time bomb. except for the lizard woman. who just is one. out the gate

my biggest critique of baldur's gate 3 is that you can pick up almost anything and put it in your inventory and as an extreme completionist/optimize-the-fun-outter it takes everything in me not to pocket every barrel so i can sell them to a trader later

@coriander @aescling @Lady i was gonna save scum it but then he brought out the ice pick and i HAD to see how far it would go

@coriander @aescling @Lady also the scene where the guy with ugly hat ripped my eye out was the funniest thing i have ever seen in a videogame