Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
Sherclod Holmes
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just found the greatest youtube comment of all time
Sherclod Holmes
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@coriander i regret ever allowing him here
@coriander "The truth shall make you free, but first it shall make you angry." - Robert Green Ingersoll
@rockario @coriander i retract the report. i cannot stay mad at a wooper.
@coriander to be fair, we should consider the possibility that he be a very large salamander
@coriander i'm putting this in my bio, thanks
Sherclod Holmes
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Caleb really out here trying to convince people that every Pokemon is a whale
@coriander who is Caleb he sounds like an asshole
@aescling @Lady i do quite like the terminalmontage depiction of the mon:
https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/terminalmontage/images/b/bd/Mawile.png/revision/latest?cb=20210824121238
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
