sherclod holmes @wallhackio@cat.family

who do you prefer?

i accidentally bought two ice creams, but on the bright side, i now have two ice creams

@aescling oh well i missed the joke hten

@aescling i did it was cute

@aescling yessssssss feed me the endorphins nomnomnomnom

@aescling your outie would probably know the answer to that

@aescling @Taweret chud behavior

shouts out to the weekly discussion thread for moby dick that r/classicbooks had three years ago. particularly the discussion of the second chapter when the narrator accidentally enters an african-american church and he describes them as looking like "Black Parliament in Tophet" (Black Parliament is an infamous moment in Scottish history where conspirators against the throne were violently killed, Tophet was a location in Jerusalem that the bible condemns because of child sacrifice rituals that were performed there) and described the preacher as looking like an "Angel of Doom" and many commenters in the thread tried to argue that this wasn't racist

@alyssa @aescling I hope you understand that this has made my entire week

@amy hihi!

@Taweret i always vote for the funniest title so CHUD was the easy win today

catwin

@aescling @coriander i am actually three gnomes in a clodsire suit

@aescling @coriander the curse has been amended. you may sleep in multiples of 5 seconds

@coriander your hours of sleep may only be multiples of 5.

@alyssa @aescling excellent.

@aescling i like how espurr stares at you like it can see the time and date of your death

@aescling just looked up espurr and it is Very Good

@aescling this is a good one has my pokemon taste improved or am i basic