Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, Cam, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
Crazy that I kinda hate the Eagles because I like a lot of Eagles players and am happy for them specifically
@aescling so you do commit crimes after all
This is reminiscent of that game against Tampa Bay a few years ago
@aescling is gonna talk SO much shit about the chiefs lmaooooooo
https://x.com/1GeekStarr/status/1888756456071070143
sorry to share something from the evil x site but it was funny
@coriander so glad I started following your account
Sherclod Holmes
boosted
more like kan'tsas city imo
FUCK they scored
@Taweret@octodon.social I choose to believe this is somehow about @coriander
You know we're living in the end times if the Eagles have become America's team
Rip chiefs lmaooooooooooooooooooo
chiefs doodoo
I wonder if Drake will sue the NFL
I would have believed this would have happened based on how the Chiefs actually played this season, if they didn't win it all last year in the way they did
@coriander "did he call someone a pedophile? you know that's a big problem right now..."
@coriander fuck being rational, he had to give em what they asked for
Kendrick: "Peekaboo, eighty-pointers like a Kobe game/Peekaboo, 7.62s'll make 'em plank"
Dad: "A 7.62 is a type of gun"
Mom: "oh" :(
"wow no naked women dancing, nothing controversial"
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, Cam, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
