Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, Cam, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
one of my favorite things about being an adult is that i can buy caffeine-free diet coke and then drink two of them
caffeine-free diet coke time
A lot of foxes in glitchcat this morning
Joker 2 was a little strange, a huge risk, very interesting, and really boring all at the same time
Apparently Joker 2 sucked so I'm about to watch it in the theatre right now
still angry that the recent TMNT movie was Like That and everyone loved anyway
Today I wrote a SQL subquery in a SQL subquery in a SQL subquery
Oh boy I sure am a puzzled frog, I hope nobody tries to explain to me why monads are like burritos or I would become even more puzzled
Lions won again last night. It was somehow stressful as fuck even though they were ahead by 15 points for most of the fourth quarter
@aescling responding to this ancient post to reveal to you that, the whole time, i actually did recognize the reference because i watched that witness review response a long time ago somehow
do I pet the Freya belly?
I just had to turn the heat on, the true end of summer has begun
Freya is very annoyed that I went into the office today
Freya can EAT
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, Cam, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
