Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
I forgot what the cursive z looked like
Sherclod Holmes
boosted
is @aescling a simp for The Boy?
@Lady my toxic trait is that i enjoy following american football
What is the sandwich of the day?
@aescling this was also a historic post I love this
@Lady this reads like a word problem from a math textbook
@Lady i did actually do this out of morbid curiosity, please forgive me
@aescling I am not gay enough to understand eevee culture
@aescling espeon gives me androgynous energy, i disagree with the poll
also, i think u might kill me for this but i really teetering between flareon and umbreon
Ghost Trick gets my full recommendation to everyone on earth, since 1) it is very good, and 2) it is available for $20 for nearly every imaginable platform and 3) there is a free demo for it on all of these platforms
Please give me a linear action game with Samus by the same development team she was so cool in Dread
my Hot Take of the Day is that Metroid Dread was a decent action game needlessly trapped in the conventions of a metroidvania
Just saw my first cybertruck in the wild
the airport
the airport
THE AIRPOOOORT
THE AIRPOOOORT
@aescling I have no idea what this is saying. Do better.
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
