Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, Cam, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
@Lady sometimes I open this instance and read shit like this and feel like I know nothing
WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP
Just got hit with a big blast of the 1pm shleepy
@aescling skill issue
is @aescling a simp for The Boy?
new Charli XCX album FUCKS
I don't have work tomorrow, so you know what that means
Which is better
pluggedinonline reviewed the Tom MacDonald song "Fake Woke"....
where were you during the Great GlitchCat Metaphor War of 2024
Where were you when they announced the animated Lego movie Pharrell Williams biopic
re: javascript
@aescling but it's the sonic movie
re: javascript
@aescling makes it better, but still not good enough
re: javascript
@aescling using oop in javascript 🤮
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, Cam, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
