Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
@holly hello homestuck hoppet
Sherclod Holmes
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the council has decided that i am john homestuck
re: Mulholland Dr. hot take
@Satsuma that is my actual hot take
Mulholland Dr. hot take
it is a good movie
@Thomas as someone with the demon heebie jeebies, this movie fucked me up good
re: alc
@coriander someone's when I try it it tastes good and peaty and other times when I try it it tastes like licking a rubber boot
Sherclod Holmes
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Sherclod Holmes
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@Thomas as the local Talk to Me defender I am deeply offended by these results
@baronvonjace just pineapple by itself!
yummy yummy pineapple 🍍 
I am normal and can be trusted with a half cup of red miso
@Thomas lotta good choices
@vaporeon_ you can catch these in animal crossing
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
