Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, Cam, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
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Joined Nov 2022
@lapis he's such a baby
Sherclod Holmes
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@cam was coolmath games the one with the lemonade stand
@AsterMeadows poptropica was the SHIT
@coriander already did 
hi @AsterMeadows watch this video
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@coriander you're welcome
re: okay
@coriander it's SO GOOD lmaoooooooooooooo
just remembered a video that made me cry laugh about a year ago and i found it again and have been cry-laughing for five minutes in my room all over again
@coriander well welcome back then you piece of SHIT
@coriander @aescling welcome to my thread of other people's posts
Sherclod Holmes
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I'm imagining a hypothetical situation where Caleb and I are hanging out IRL and it goes something like this
SCENE: Taco Bell lobby, we're ordering
Me: ...and a bean burrito, no onions
Caleb: I'm reporting you -pulls out phone-
@aescling, on the other end of the phone: Hello?
Caleb: Coriander ordered a burrito without onions
aesc: What the fuck do you want me to do about it?
Caleb: Nothing, I'm just reporting it
@coriander I will not make fun of you but I will report you for it
@coriander my favorite water is room temperature water what do you think about that
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, Cam, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
