Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
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Joined Nov 2022
@cam pressing F to doubt, reporting for lying, and currently drafting a google doc to cancel you
good "morning"
Sherclod Holmes
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@cam fuck yeah
@holly yes, it's a glitchcat tradition in fact
@coriander I think pegging should be allowed.
I really like when glitchcat goes down because 1) I get to call it "glitchcan't" and 2) aesc handles all this stuff so I get to make fun of her
@lapis it was my second time watching it! it was already one of my favorites and I liked it even more the second time, good ass movie
@Lucy just realized that "Lucy" and "loose leaf" rhyme so you have to do that actually
@lapis what is a replay?
@AsterMeadows @Lucy wait why is this cute
@Lucy unforgivable loose leaf SLANDER
@AsterMeadows yeah I don't know why talking to strangers on the phone feels so weird but it does
@AsterMeadows @Lucy I still love this one
Sherclod Holmes
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I made a blog post trying my best to mention so the media I have engaged with since moving late last year:
@Lady what does this mean
Sherclod Holmes
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@wallhackio i bet she could get rounder if she felt like it
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
