Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family

@coriander greedy ass golbin

im pretty sure that if anyone could name every woman, coriander could

@amy hello sleepy amy i am sorry you are tired

@Lucy just saw this again when looking for something else, fuck you

@aescling @coriander watch ittttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

@coriander my genuine reaction to that information:
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@Satsuma i just confused the two fifteen minutes ago and i thought it was funny

@coriander not news

@coriander you are wrong. i just confused her with kristen bell fifteen minutes ago

the lady who played the girl in the twilight movies

@holly ?

any vegetable knowers who know what this is?

@vaporeon_ @aescling when I was in high school "basic" was a perjorative term used to make fun of people who only engage in popular things

Like only ever listening to music on popular radio or only watching marvel movies would be "basic"

it was most often used in a misogynistic way, unfortunately. there was a certain style of boots made by the fashion brand UGG that were referred to as "ugg boots" that were often made fun of for being basic (see attached image). that and drinking pumpkin spice lattes, since starbucks was a bit of a cultural phenomenon when I was in high school and induced a brief coffee culture in the states

here ya my step-by-step guide to becomimg a Fedi Computer Toucher:

1) spend at least two weeks writing your own static site generator
2) make a blog post with the site generator explaining how you made it
3) never write another blog post ever again

@vaporeon_ its the same phenomenon that leads to the existence of 500 game engines written in rust but no rust games

@vaporeon_ I love my evil cursed ssg that uses bash scripts to convert markdown to html

oh neat they put me in a cookbook

@coriander unfortunately you are morally superior to my little brother ​