Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
re: fictional animal death
@aescling i genuinely have no clue how it survived
@coriander FUCK the cubs
@cam 
@cam i worked for 0 hours today, can you get me some garlic noodles
@coriander who is that
@The_T how is felicia day
who is felicia day
@coriander fuck you i dont get it at all
my toxic trait is that i use windows movie maker 2012
@Lucy @AsterMeadows thank you i know aster will love it
@Lucy @AsterMeadows wow i just had a TERRIBLE idea
@AsterMeadows i have no idea you're referring to but I did find this while trying to look for it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jao12OGf_1k
@holly i am not one of the five 
@The_T it was inside joke from efdn vc
@Lady optimal results
can you fucking believe. it
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
