Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
re: fictional animal death
@aescling i genuinely have no clue how it survived
@coriander FUCK the cubs
@cam 
@cam i worked for 0 hours today, can you get me some garlic noodles
@coriander who is that
@The_T how is felicia day
who is felicia day
@coriander fuck you i dont get it at all
my toxic trait is that i use windows movie maker 2012
Sherclod Holmes
boosted
@Lucy @AsterMeadows thank you i know aster will love it
@Lucy @AsterMeadows wow i just had a TERRIBLE idea
@AsterMeadows i have no idea you're referring to but I did find this while trying to look for it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jao12OGf_1k
@holly i am not one of the five 
@The_T it was inside joke from efdn vc
@Lady optimal results
can you fucking believe. it
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
