Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family

@vaporeon_ I genuinely don't remember. I would guess that I was calculating some cyclomatic complexities by hand

to this day scientists are still trying to figure out how caravan from fallout new vegas works

@coriander well, I'll stick to counting cards in red dead 2 gambling then

@coriander thats some Bull Shit

@coriander they... don't want to be good at the games they let you play???

I guess they have all the incentives in the world to be like this but it offends my esports heart

@coriander the fuck???

some absolutely radical mathematics i was doing there

look at this thing

@Satsuma it sounds harder to carry 35 pounds of peanut oil through a ladder than down a staircase

@amy good luck!!!!!

@alas i am actually currently out of this specific item and they didn't have any at costco. could you instead simply give it to me

they should have a kind of basement that doesn't have fucking stairs i need to climb

PEANUT OIL!!!

@holly bun morning

@AsterMeadows @cam real

@cam it's always time for a breakfast burrito, and they will look at you with awe for having this wisdom

@alyssa oooh what movie changed their mind?

@vaporeon_ simple. just reprogram the missiles you built to launch at the sun to now be launched at data centers