Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
my toxic trait is when I first watched madoka magica I needed it explained to me that it was gay
@The_T the version i played was block but the in-game reference has rules for five different dominoes variations so im sure there are other locations in-game that play different versions of dominoes
my major takeaway from red dead redemption 2 so far is that I am much better at poker than I am at dominoes
@coriander thats very disappointing to hear
Sherclod Holmes
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I must confess my failings as a cat parent.
Even after Stitch clearly communicated that he did not like the thunderstorm and would like it to stop, I failed to do anything to change the weather.
@AsterMeadows it is like that sometimes
@lapis already taken care of 
@lapis it is 2:49pm and 41 seconds over here
@lapis always the right decision, especially after 6pm
Sherclod Holmes
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most fuckable suit
@gobborg RIP diamonds
@coriander this is my breaking point. i will now become Woke
@coriander WHY DO I HAVE TO MAKE A ROCKSTAR ACCOUNT
@AsterMeadows if alan wake is so go-
@lapis oh that is beautiful
Sherclod Holmes
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@wallhackio the actual requirements are:
- be gay, trans, both or submit to the status of The Token Cishet
- Have an opinion about eating teeth (it doesn't matter if it's the correct one)
- Complain when EFDN goes down by somehow using the phrase EFDowN
- Occasionally report your fellow EFDNers to me for their Crimes such as Made Bad Post
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
