Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
@cam @aescling @The_T yeah she wrote a whole song about the end of their relationship https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1XIJM6spaE
it is hard for me to explain just how much joy building a canal in civ 6 brings me
cleopatra is running a fascist government in my game of civ and everyone wants to go to war with her should i join them
@cam I, too, only know him as "SpongeBob"
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@aescling @wallhackio here's a screenshots of a newer (2016) Dodge Viper and the older (1999) Dodge Viper for y'all
@packetcat I have a deep love for the Dodge Viper From Gran Turismo On The PlayStation 1 for very similar reasons
i just learned that posts on bluesky are sometimes referred to as "skeets" and not to be an old man yelling at clouds, but what the actual fuck
@Lucy omg im a huge fan
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@AsterMeadows peak male performance
miko has strong opinions about the fact that I ceased petting him for 0.000002 seconds
Sherclod Holmes
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@cam i was referencing a post vappy boosted: https://masto.doskel.net/@doskel/113416199336484942
@Thomas ah man now i miss my old record player
i am normal and can be trusted to check my socket implementation
@soft she just like mii fr
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
