Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
re: alc
@alyssa tomorrow 
re: alc
@cam happy cam day!!!!
re: alc
@cam WAIT ITS YOUR BIRTHDAT ISNT IT
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@cam they're leaving for vacation today so they had to give it early
Sherclod Holmes
boosted
bad, bad, bad idea that someone less cis than i am should run with:
every time a bell rings, an angel gets their wings.
but every time a transfeminine person gets bottom surgery, a hairless guinea pig is born. be free, little testicle. be freeeeee
@wigglytuffitout this is the worst thing I've read all month, thanks for posting
@lapis I don't have any plans today other than catsitting, should be a relaxing day
@lapis what is the iron pencil statue up to today
@vaporeon_ my roommates and I watch four episodes of an anime every week but they were busy packing for camping and I wasn't sure if they would have time to watch it this week, but one of them was like "it's only an hour" but the episodes are about 20 minutes long
@lapis had to wake up earlier then normal bumby hours because my neighbor wants to give me last minute instructions for carsitting
Sherclod Holmes
boosted
There are a few things you should know about Lester:
* He is my black'a'white cat 🖤🤍
* He has a pink snoozle 🩷
* I love himb 🥰
Sherclod Holmes
boosted
@vaporeon_ I just play vanilla or whatever mods my friends set up
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
