Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
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Joined Nov 2022
Sherclod Holmes
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@aescling @wallhackio here's a screenshots of a newer (2016) Dodge Viper and the older (1999) Dodge Viper for y'all
@packetcat I have a deep love for the Dodge Viper From Gran Turismo On The PlayStation 1 for very similar reasons
i just learned that posts on bluesky are sometimes referred to as "skeets" and not to be an old man yelling at clouds, but what the actual fuck
@Lucy omg im a huge fan
Sherclod Holmes
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@AsterMeadows peak male performance
miko has strong opinions about the fact that I ceased petting him for 0.000002 seconds
Sherclod Holmes
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@cam i was referencing a post vappy boosted: https://masto.doskel.net/@doskel/113416199336484942
@Thomas ah man now i miss my old record player
i am normal and can be trusted to check my socket implementation
@soft she just like mii fr
re: alc
@alyssa tomorrow 
re: alc
@cam happy cam day!!!!
re: alc
@cam WAIT ITS YOUR BIRTHDAT ISNT IT
re: alc
@cam they're leaving for vacation today so they had to give it early
Sherclod Holmes
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bad, bad, bad idea that someone less cis than i am should run with:
every time a bell rings, an angel gets their wings.
but every time a transfeminine person gets bottom surgery, a hairless guinea pig is born. be free, little testicle. be freeeeee
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
