Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
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Joined Nov 2022
Sherclod Holmes
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There are a few things you should know about Lester:
* He is my black'a'white cat 🖤🤍
* He has a pink snoozle 🩷
* I love himb 🥰
Sherclod Holmes
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@vaporeon_ I just play vanilla or whatever mods my friends set up
Sherclod Holmes
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@wallhackio OlL oiI!
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@sidd_harth0_5h4h that's a good argument
@aescling you might be the only person who truly understands what I am doing here
how long is an hour?
@Lucy what is 1000xRESIST
@Lucy he's such a baby!!!
@vaporeon_ somehow when I moved I failed to pack every single one of my pairs of jeans
how the hell do you spell Matthew McConaughey
@Lucy he was sniffling quite a bit when he showed up so that might explain a lot (it was definitely not the summer allergies he's had for years)
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
