Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
@coriander oh you think you've got it tough? well, gas is a whole $4.30 over here
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Sherclod Holmes
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i got talked into changing into my referee avatar for this tournament
@vaporeon_ @onfy what the actual fuck is that third image lmaoo
Internet Problems! In the Family FaceTime
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Sherclod Holmes
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@cam the fuck??
Two coffees. Good, but not enough
@lapis real life 🍓 
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@vaporeon_ @aescling I wrote my static site generator for my blog in bash and it was not a good tool for the job (a fun tool though! pipe syntax gives me life)
farm fresh strawberries and rhubarb.... 🤤
@aescling @vaporeon_ I was hoping I could say "right now" but unfortunately it is currently functional
@vaporeon_ but javascript is good and fun
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
