@lapis
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@lapis exactly
@FirstProgenitor :((((
@cam the fuck??
@lapis real life 🍓
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@vaporeon_ @aescling I wrote my static site generator for my blog in bash and it was not a good tool for the job (a fun tool though! pipe syntax gives me life)
@vaporeon_ brainfuck
@aescling @vaporeon_ I was hoping I could say "right now" but unfortunately it is currently functional
@vaporeon_ but javascript is good and fun
@vaporeon_ I would
@aescling @vaporeon_ clearly propaganda
@vaporeon_ @Lady @aescling JavaScript will auto insert semicolons if you don't add them
There are camps on whether or not you should manually add them
I think ignoring them makes more sense but it was a style convention at my old job to use them and the Deno autoformatter inserts semicolons so I just write them now out of habit
@Lady @vaporeon_ @aescling I only do that if I start declaring variables in the switchies
@monorail can't have shit in detroit
@aescling @vaporeon_ I'm sure our elastic search can't break any more often than it already does
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
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"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
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