@holly goo moo
@Lucy status update: This has proven to be a challenge. I outsourced my roommates for ideas and they were also stumped.
@monorail no u
@vaporeon_ they should make floppy drives that I can shake like a polaroid oicture
@lapis you deserve a day of rest after last night
@lapis had a busy week so I'm taking it easy today
I was going to sleep in but I had drinks with my neighbor yesterday evening and I have a bit of a headache this morning so it might be time to get up
@packetcat morning
He's discovered he can get in through the back of my desk, then if he baps the door it makes a super annoying noise.
@lapis morning
@SportsGoblin when my hair gets too long i dont enjoy stepping outside when its windy i dont know he does it
@holly hi gamer i am very tired
@coriander @aescling I prefer the version of myself from 30 seconds ago who hadn't read these comments yet
@aescling @coriander how does something like this even become a news story
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt