Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
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Joined Nov 2022
@coriander @aescling oh my bad y'all I also didn't watch that far 💀
@coriander too bad I'm sharing this video with you anyway https://youtu.be/2Nvamnma_Aw
hey @coriander did you ever play cod zombies
@hoja be the change you want to see in the world
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@vaporeon_ the game let's you draw on the mii's faces so you have a lot of creative freedom in how they look
re: description of genitalia
@cam maybe the fictional man in question had the talent to do such a thing with his member
re: description of genitalia
@cam I think it is trying to say his dick look like an elephant's trunk? likes its girthy girthy?
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@TheSunnyOne Whisper of the Heart, an excellent ghibli film
@Taweret @coriander rocket league is an absolute blast but people are really fucking good at it now so it's a humbling experience nowadays
description of genitalia
@cam I thought it might be funny to try to write a pretend excerpt from romance novel with the name "Big Jake" but in my research I found something much funnier than I could ever think of so enjoy this instead
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@coriander reported for unleashing this monstrosity on my eyes
@monorail don't worry we're gonna have ice cream tonight to compensate
Accidentally made a very healthy dinner today
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
