Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
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Joined Nov 2022
@lapis i had to reset my internal clock because i need to get my oil changed and the car maintenance place a neighbor recommended only had an availability this friday at 8 in the morning
Other than that I've been feeling kinda weird lately so I've been diving into software egineering projects to clear the brain noise
And oh yeah my roommate is going to teach me how to make homemade egg noodles today
@lapis good morning iron pencil statue i was actually awake when you posted this
re: Tunic, fairly incomprehensible puzzle notes spoiler
@Lucy damn there are so many interesting videogames what a beautiful world we live in
re: Tunic, fairly incomprehensible puzzle notes spoiler
@Lucy the last game I had to pull a notebook out to solve was Riven The Sequel To Myst
re: Tunic, fairly incomprehensible puzzle notes spoiler
@Lucy you're making me want to play tunic
@dragon I don't know what this means but it seems like it is funny so I favorited
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@wallhackio @Lucy I don't know if this is the original source, but it's the question here: https://www.quora.com/Atheists-imagine-youre-going-skydiving-with-a-Christian-baby-Suddenly-the-baby-tells-you-he-wont-open-his-parachute-until-you-renounce-atheism-and-accept-Jesus-as-your-lord-and-savior-What-would-you-do
@prplecake thank you!!!
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Message from Mr Mittens
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@amy literally me
@coriander @funkula @niki I watched that movie because I thought it would be so bad it was good but then I ended up liking it
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Everyone please enjoy this deeply funny product image I just found
@Satsuma its a subtoot
least masculine salad ingredient:
@himbovoorhees its make me feel like the spoons look like sperm
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
