Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
@cam what is this in reference to
@coriander what's the plush drinking
sorry
@amy something something dick cheese
re: food
@aschmitz 9 of them, even
Sherclod Holmes
boosted
She’s out cold after a hard day of … many things.
#picathecat #cats #catsofmastodon
@amy hello late Amy
@alas what is this from
@vaporeon_ what is gopher
@vaporeon_ I find HTML deeply unpleasant to write and read. I dunno it's just a me thing
@vaporeon_ thats how my blog works 
@vaporeon_ the best way to edit your web site is to write 1200 lines of bash code that generate html from markdown files using pandoc
Sherclod Holmes
boosted
@Lucy inventing yaoi where theyre both girls so it can pass the bechdel test
@SportsGoblin now if only we could win away games
@vaporeon_ then you can wash it with soapy water and a sponge
@vaporeon_ when it comes to cleaning, rinse it under the faucet immediately after use and then put it in the dishwasher
@vaporeon_ do you own, or have the means to purchase, a garlic press?
@vaporeon_ how comfortable are you dicing onions or mincing garlic?
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
