Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family

@vaporeon_ @aescling yes

@vaporeon_ @aescling "function" is slang for any social gathering.

cat wrote "a pier" which sounds she commanded you to "appear"

so i made a pun where it sounds like i say the word "appear" to materialize at any social gathering, like im a wizard casting a spell

@aescling @vaporeon_ me when i appear at the function

@aescling but i would get it if someone said it because im built different

@aescling i think it more implies that Puppy Dog City is my entire universe

@aescling the statement implies that apple pies baked from scratch are dependent upon Puppy Dog City

to bake an apple pie from scratch, you first need to invent Puppy Dog City

@coriander FUCK the glacierfish

Apparently this was a massive steal for the lions and while I want to be happy about that, the "fun tidbit" makes me not trust him at all

@lapis another reason Linus is wife tier

@lapis @holly my mom used to dm me instagram shorts about conservative conspiracy theories

Children of 12 Angry Men

it's funny how hard it is to explain what mastodon is given that everyday usage of it just feels like gay twitter

@pizza I'm not sure how to explain that it was obvious that medieval turkey leg would be the winning the poll

when the song is so good you drive around the block one extra time to let it finish

@lapis oh yeah, pizza time!

@holly b

@aescling it's not exactly a semantic UI to begin with so I'm not sure how else you would do it