Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
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Joined Nov 2022
@aescling is this a serious criticism or are you being nitpicky
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@aescling i wonder who this could be a subtoot of
@vaporeon_ @The_T I like this one
@coriander brb moving to seattle
re: Pizza
@Lucy brb moving to oklahoma
re: Pizza
@Lucy what is the lucy's pizza recipe?
re: Pizza
@Lucy need
re: Stardew Valley
@lapis sam loves pizza, and you can buy some from gus!
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the way you move just has a certain "je ne sais qwop",
my propaganda that javascript promises are stinky when you need to account for cancellation is proving extremely True right about now
@lapis @coriander I, too, was once faced with confusion, and also had to ask https://glitch.cat.family/@wallhackio/115931836028638763
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Back from grooming (a "pawdicure")
She was so squirmy they needed a second person but other than that she was a good girl.
She's really mellow right now
@lapis @coriander this is referring to La Mulana
One of my favorite things about balatro is that Egg is a really good card
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
