Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
@vaporeon_ almost, but bumbys are too squishy to bounce
@vaporeon_ it's round so according to physics it can bounce
Sherclod Holmes
boosted
the unix pipe is one of mankind's greatest inventions
@The_T that's why I am leaning toward "Batman is trans"
Sherclod Holmes
boosted
Sherclod Holmes
boosted
the unix pipe is one of mankind's greatest inventions
i have reached the point where im not sure i understand my code anymore but it works
@alyssa what was the movie
@Lucy ohhhhhhhhhhh i get it now thank u
@Lucy I've spent way too long trying to understand what this is supposed to mean
i have tapped trees outside of my farm tho. so im not completely innocent
you might think with all of my stardew math wonkery that i would be one of those tryhard optimizer players but the truth is that i have gotten perfection twice and never once built a junimo hut
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
