Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
@vaporeon_ almost, but bumbys are too squishy to bounce
@vaporeon_ it's round so according to physics it can bounce
Sherclod Holmes
boosted
the unix pipe is one of mankind's greatest inventions
@The_T that's why I am leaning toward "Batman is trans"
Sherclod Holmes
boosted
Sherclod Holmes
boosted
the unix pipe is one of mankind's greatest inventions
i have reached the point where im not sure i understand my code anymore but it works
@alyssa what was the movie
@Lucy ohhhhhhhhhhh i get it now thank u
@Lucy I've spent way too long trying to understand what this is supposed to mean
i have tapped trees outside of my farm tho. so im not completely innocent
you might think with all of my stardew math wonkery that i would be one of those tryhard optimizer players but the truth is that i have gotten perfection twice and never once built a junimo hut
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
