Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
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Joined Nov 2022
@Satsuma completionist++ is the same thing as shiny hunting
I'm happy I got completionist++ because the dev is probably going to completely rework blue stake so there was a limited amount of time to do it before gold stake changes forever
@coriander @amy apparently i just had to win another game before it noticed
@amy anyway balatro fucking sucks because I still don't have the achievement somehow, 0/10
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Today I woke up with a title and opening line for a short story so I think I will write that :3
shouts outs to that one time @amy asked me if would ever get completionist++ and i told her "fuck no"
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Look at this deep-sea octopus: https://link.springer.com/article/10.1007/s00227-020-03701-1#figure-2
@wadi i think you'll the music Very Annoying but it is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdzRR0Zenpc
just got hit with an adhd trap
@lapis happy jude day!!! 🥳🥳🥳
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No reading for me. The cat has decreed it.
(He probably doesn't want me to rub his tummy but you bet I'm gonna)
@lapis the allegations are true
@coriander this is the future that liberals want
@coriander @aescling ah yes a classic
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
