Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
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Joined Nov 2022
@coriander @Taweret IT TOOK ME TWO YEARS TO NOTICE I COULD WALK IN THAT DOOR LMAO
@coriander @lapis the best way to learn about alcohol is to have a friend with a hyperfixation on some kind of alcohol who will enjoy talking your ears off about the alcohols they enjoy and will also give you free drinks
@coriander @lapis alcohol is a vast world so like, there is something out there that anyone would enjoy
But it's also expensive and probably bad for you so I'm not exactly one to needle someone into trying a ton
And I say this as someone who loves loves loves craft beer
I WILL miss your follow request for weeks and you WILL like it
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https://youtu.be/gNty2y0DQN8?si=-vMOvGRHYwu-DQO_
@coriander watch this and then tell me if you still dislike Defying Gravity as a song
@alas what an extraordinarily handsome creature
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@cam they should send him to war
@baronvonjace well that goes without saying
apparently I am 22% german and 38% autistic
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I don't wanna do chores I want to solve mysteries 😢
harsh criticism
@aescling @vaporeon_ I genuinely thought 2 was a disaster of a film
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@The_T Everything I do is a micro trans action
@vaporeon_ @aescling And like, I say this as someone who loved Sonic as a kid. I was a Sonic Fanart Kid. I have a deep connection to that franchise that you can only have when you love something as a child. There will always be a place in my heart for Sonic
@vaporeon_ @aescling Someone I used to follow on youtube mentioned that they cried tears of joy after watching Sonic 2 in theatre. Which I cannot begin to understand. I am happy when people enjoy things but I really don't understand how that movie of all things could move you. It makes me feel like an alien.
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
