Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family

@vaporeon_ oops lol

@vaporeon_ oh my bad. a box of this size, which seems to be about 450ish kilograms

@vaporeon_ a pound of pasta is the size of a typical box of spaghetti

1 heaping tbsp of tomato paste is good. Although I have a squeeze tube of tomato paste and just measure with my heart

Mozzarella is good. Parmesan and Pecorino are also good. Anything you would serve with ordinary pasta

Chickpeas are not replaceable here, the texture they get when you mash them gives the pasta a cheesy texture that would be hard to replicate with other proteins (when cat saw the resulted she thought I made a mac and cheese recipe!). They are sometimes called Garbanzo beans which is a synonym for chickpea (oh wait you live in Germany so that shouldn't be an issue)

I would be extremely surprised if you couldn't find chickpeas because they are very common out here but maybe Germany is different. I can always find them in the aisle when I find cans of other beans. @Breakfast can you comment on the availability of chickpeas?

@vaporeon_ I didn't mention to season with salt and black pepper but you should do that at some point

@vaporeon_ it's super filling

@vaporeon_ this recipe is called "pasta e ceci" which is Italian for "pasta and chickpeas"

@vaporeon_ no they cook in the water you added to the chickpeas

They will soak up a lot of the water and the result won't be soupy, especially if you mash some of the chickpeas with a wooden spoon or potato mashed before adding the noodles ​

@vaporeon_

1) put oil to large skillet or pot
2) add a sprig of thyme and two drained cans of chickpeas. stir for a couple minutes
3) add some tomato paste and stir.
4) add 6 cups of water and bring to a boil
5) add a pound of some small pasta, or spaghetti noodles broken into small pieces
6) stir periodically so noodles don't stick to bottom
7) serve with cheese and red pepper flakes

@AsterMeadows

@vaporeon_ ohhhhhhh trans is short for transparent

@aescling There is a strength contest in the stardew valley fall fair and you are given a title for your performance. The bottom two titles are "shrimp" and "skim milk" and I can't tell which I feel should be weaker

who would win in a fight?

@The_T this was the autogenerated named for my new ostrich

@coriander FUCK YEAH

@coriander yeah I picked the right answer

@coriander there was also bum.by but someone took it

@coriander bumbythelo.af is an option but .af is the Internet country code top-level domain (ccTLD) for Afghanistan and I don't remember what the specific issue was there but there were issues that discouraged me from pursuing that one

@coriander I was devastated to learn that bumby.loaf is not an option