Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
@amy I 100% feel this way with Ultimate. Not at all happy with my skill level in the game
@amy bold of you to assume i can read
my toxic trait is that I still like the party rock anthem
@SportsGoblin he's literally my favorite lions player 😢
@SportsGoblin :((((((((((
@monorail no im listening to music
Sherclod Holmes
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@cam tf is a verklempt
Sherclod Holmes
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re: Fun 1.0 :stardewvalley: fact about my playthroughs
@coriander @lapis Haley and Penny are my favorite marriagable npcs
Sherclod Holmes
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@coriander what seeds did you buy
@coriander welcome to stardew valley
@aescling this is genuinely impressive
@amy wear a t-shirt explaining the situation so if anyone looks at you funny you can just point at the shirt
⚔️🐛⚔️🐛⚔️🐛⚔️🐛⚔️
THIS POSTER HAS TAKEN
THE WOIM OATH
⚔️🐛⚔️🐛⚔️🐛⚔️🐛⚔️
i have no idea what what the recent woimsposting is referencing but i like it without context, i hope no one tells me
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
