Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
@vaporeon_ @Breakfast @aescling is this the real name????
Sherclod Holmes
boosted
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@Breakfast @aescling 
<- Psykokwak
@vaporeon_ there are only 20 penguins????
@cam consumption is enjoyable
@vaporeon_ @amy its the vappy!
@lapis your dad and his inexcusable media engagement conduct
@lapis what the actual fuck
@vaporeon_ vaporeons are allowed to learn/relearn on the spot how to do things instead of knowing the entirety of a computer's functionality all at once forever
@cam good taste tbh
@vaporeon_ good night!
@vaporeon_ they should invent a type of fish who goes to bed on time
@coriander im not fixing the broken one.
@coriander 
: evaporate:
@coriander OH NO there was a bumblepost that I failed to boost!!!
Sherclod Holmes
boosted
@vaporeon_ that's fine, postgraduate study in america fuckin sucks, never again
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
