Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
guacamole :)
@vaporeon_ fedi definitely made me more autistic
Sherclod Holmes
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@maple I'm not gonna lie I'd eat one without a fuss
no context
"Jesus would be so much better if he had elf ears and was also a woman"
@coriander I also like fruitcake but the texture is weird imo, I can understand finding it off-putting
@monorail no, I don't think i will.
@coriander special edition
@coriander Baldur's Gate 3 is allowed but nothing else
@cam using the phrase "scrambled eggs" to refer to your ovaries came close to this effect
@amy my favorite game from 2025 was crosswithfriends.com
The cookies have discovered they are stronger when they stick together
@lapis my roommates and I think teeth are kiki
re: Food
@Lucy kenji puts sardine paste in his chili which I want to try someday. I can see it working because I always put hella fish sauce in my chili and that is awesome
Sherclod Holmes
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*friday the 13th theme*
ki-ki-ki bou-bou-ba
@coriander congratulations
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
