Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
@cam well its gotta twitch somehow
@cam delete this cam
Sherclod Holmes
boosted
bringing back my video game idea where the goal is to have penetrative sex (you're topping) but it's with qwop mechanics
sportsball
MONTY!!!
@coriander it is friday somewhere in the world you fuckin globin
happy foxgirl friday everybody
@maple @Breakfast qwop behavior
@cam bro is playing on dialup internet
@cam bro is playing on mcdonald's wifi
@cam i see your recent chats on our game rn
@cam what if you picked the crossword and shared that with me?
@cam that's weird
@maple excellent work, comrade
Sherclod Holmes
boosted
@maple what'd ya do
@cam hwo about now?
@cam you good haha
re: sportsball
@Satsuma injury stuff :(
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
