Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
Sherclod Holmes
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Yukon is helping me read
Here he is adjusting my glasses so I can see the page better
@coriander best thing ive seen today, and i watched the lions win
Sherclod Holmes
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sportsball
holy shit what a catch!
Sherclod Holmes
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@wallhackio [INTENSE SUCTION BYSTANDERS CAN ONLY DESCRIBE LATER AS KIRBY-ESQUE]
@IntrepidVector hmm, you seem trustworthy. here: 🍲
sportsball
are there more lions fans than cowboys fans in the stadium??
@SportsGoblin a sacrificial lamb, if you will
Sherclod Holmes
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@sidd_harth0_5h4h here you go: 🍲
sportsball
good start to the half lol
re: sportsball
@coriander i cant believe he actually said it lmao
i am normal and can be trusted with 10 servings of homemade gumbo
sportsball
interviewer: "you guys are the best offense in the league, what's going wrong?"
coach: "we're not actually that good"
@Breakfast what is going in your omelette
@cam
❌ clopping
✅ qwopping
@coriander ngl you got me checking my windows rn
@coriander you dont know that
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
