Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
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sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
@holly im sorry ill do better next year
@lapis the people are dissatisfied with the leniency of my gatekeeping
real men listen to the same song 210 times in one year
@vaporeon_ moist vappy
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A favorite from my collection - this luminous little one from the 1960s.
@vaporeon_ holly glaceon
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it’s my birthday
this is what my spouse got me
she knows someone that makes custom rugs and made me a LaserDisc Turtle rug
i love it
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Free light novel idea:
"I inherited control of a giant robot and must defend from earth, but I suck! Luckily my friend is big into fighting games and has vowed to make me a master?"
this is not the most insane conversation that has happened this evening
efdn is currently debating megamind, the character's, views on abortion
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@wadi hello small fluffy rat
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
