Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
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sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
@AaronDavid it took me like 5 seconds to stop seeing titties
@cam did they like zootopia 2
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@monorail academia cannot even hold a candle to the amount of knowledge discovered by super mario 64 speedrunners
@lapis how was your coffee
re: another gross shitpost. nsfw
@cam i love you cam but also, fuck you
@vaporeon_ do eeveelutions like mac & cheese
@vaporeon_ i would but i have been summoned by roommates for Cooking Activities
12-02-2025 nyt crossword spoiler
CLOD in the daily nyt!!!!!!!!
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@coriander god might not be good but they are funny
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idk what she's doing but she sure is doing it #maplepls (don't worry she is not stuck. she just. shoves her head in there every time on purpose)
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Holly bought me a king sized chocolate bar and it's as big as me!!
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waking up in a cold sweat
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: Indigenous Terror
@cam bad handwriting is actually a requirement for becoming a medical doctor
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
