Big Clod, Tiny 🎈 @wallhackio@cat.family
kept afloat by big ideas.
you can call me Caleb or Clodsire. i also go by clodboy and catwin. i am not picky about names (unless its one amy made up)
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
pfp is by @The_T
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"i know your taste in movies well enough to discount your opinion" ~globin
"caleb is the only person on this websites who truly understands what the report button is for: 'i don't like this post'" ~holly
30+
straight
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
the new 2fa introduced at my bank didn't fucking work.......
veggietales continues to age well lmao
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Big Clod, Tiny 🎈
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Due to an explosion of newly discovered source texts and a period of vigorous debate among Catflame Scholars, a new consensus has been reached regarding the translations of this text. What follows is a purrposed new rendering from one of the involved Scholars, which they hope shall purrove useful fur both devotional and scholarly study if accepted
When The Creature began to create the biscuits and the purrs, the biscuits were complete chaos, and darkness covered the face and the peets, while a soft wind from The Creature swept over its face in the form of the purrs. Then The Creature said, “Let me be kitty,” and it was kitty. And The Creature saw that it was a good kitty, and The Creature separated the light from the darkness of its fur. The Creature called the light Gay, and the darkness it called also Gay. And there was evening and there was murring, the first Gay.
@Satsuma oh ok sure
@Satsuma making euphemisms is a kink?
@Satsuma yes the meme is meant to sound like a euphemism
@Satsuma the moon is a waxing gibbous tonight, and "anyone else up ____ing their ____" is a meme format
anyone else up waxing their gibbous
@coriander Here I'll make it easier, I could just take a 5-day train trip for 500 dollars
@coriander if you wanted to let me stay for two weeks i could get a round trip for 141 dollars
@coriander THIS IS TRUE BUT I AM BROKE.
@coriander give me 600 dollars
@coriander long ass drive, that's like 28 Ethel Cain's Peverts
@coriander i should really watch that some day....
kept afloat by big ideas.
you can call me Caleb or Clodsire. i also go by clodboy and catwin. i am not picky about names (unless its one amy made up)
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
pfp is by @The_T
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"i know your taste in movies well enough to discount your opinion" ~globin
"caleb is the only person on this websites who truly understands what the report button is for: 'i don't like this post'" ~holly
30+
straight
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
