@monorail many blessings upon ye
@cam cams deserve to rest, imo
@vaporeon_ structs are one of the best things in c
@vaporeon_ oh no structs? :(((((((
@vaporeon_ oh shit really? 👀
also I was joking I don't have problems with C's typing
@vaporeon_ if c had dynamic typing it would be perfect :]
@vaporeon_ I mean, its syntax was inspired by javascript so it's still a great language :]
@vaporeon_ javascript is the only real language, everything else is an imitation
@vaporeon_ oh does it kill program execution and log the given message to console?
@cam I hereby give you permission to do whatever you want today
@vaporeon_ man I remember really enjoying Perl when I took my "programming languages paradigms" in college, maybe I should learn it again
also what is die in Perl?
@aescling reported.
@vaporeon_ yes!!! I love cursed evil high-order functions give me all the functions
@vaporeon_ yeah java is stinky
@vaporeon_ it means a function can be passed directly to another function, or a function can return a function
@vaporeon_ I should have said that the syntax is C-inspired
@vaporeon_ we had to write javascript somehow
@vaporeon_ its like C but with closures, functions as first class objects, and very poor language design :]
@vaporeon_ no, The Truth is that clodsire is a whale
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Catwin.
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