Big Clod, Tiny 🎈 @wallhackio@cat.family

@vaporeon_ cause javascript sucks

@vaporeon_ i love javascript but its only practical on modern architecture

i dont know why anyone would ever use it for any embedded situation. that is a horrible idea in my opinion but game developers do it anyway so they can employ their web developers to build their UIs

(battlefield 1, a game i love, used react to make their game UI and the battlefield 1 UI has softlocked my game dozens of times because this is a horrible idea that barely works)

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@vaporeon_ I'm not sure I should have said that Duktape is "usually used to put javascript in game engines". I only said that because I know that game developers actually do this (for some reason) although I don't know what embedded engine they actually use

@vaporeon_ javascript is only "fast" when its heavy. if you make it lightweight then its going to be slow as fuck

NodeJS and Deno are built on V8, the engine that google chrome uses. I believe Bun uses JavaScriptCore

Duktape, in order to keep its footprint light, doesn't implement most modern javascript featues starting from 2015

@vaporeon_ that's typically used to embed javascript in a videogame engine but you could use it for a backend, especially if you need something lightweight (and are also using javascript??????)

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also they almost always use node.js (even though Deno is 1000000000% better)

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@vaporeon_ javascript regex should be good but its clunky

I still think the "what's brown and sticky" joke is comedy genius

@Satsuma no I wasn't

@Satsuma I tried one spoonful of the soup just to make sure it wasn't disgusting but that was all

@Satsuma I made myself curry and ate that so I want hungry

@Satsuma correct

@aescling @Satsuma there is no shame in the truth

@Satsuma aescling claims it was severely undersalted

@amy I'm very sorry, but lmfao

@amy damn this game sucks i cant imagine anyone ever playing this for fun

type of guy who makes soup for someone else without tasting it first

@aescling 100% of voters get it