Big Clod, Tiny 🎈 @wallhackio@cat.family

Ah, so the reason they say Rao's brand tomato sauce is good is because it is quite good

Just had a very very bad customer service experience and I can feel myself turning into a boomer in real time

I thought I was a javascript ninja and then I saw the code @Lady writes and now I realize that I know nothing

so apparently some Tigers players imitated a dance Donald Trump once did and then the team went on 1W, 10L after that

@holly me too!!!!!

@cam that sounds wrong to me but i am not a python ninja so there could be some subtle shit i am not aware of

@vaporeon_ @aescling nope. not everyone is perfect

@The_T @aescling fix your sin aesc

@vaporeon_ @aescling it was extremely funny and nothing to be be ashamed of

Thinking about the time someone told me they thought @aescling and I were part of the same system

@aescling 45% of all masto users have seen The Truth

@aescling shout outs to this historic day, a real turning point for glitchcat

I don't watch baseball but what the fuck has happened to the Tigers

@monorail @vaporeon_ reported

@vaporeon_ it could even be used to make a swimming pool for Amy

I tried so hard to get Freya to sleep in the mug and she wouldn't ever do it. It is one of my great regrets in life.

@lapis @holly when I was a kid I also bounced off of it a couple times because I couldn't figure it out and when I discovered the tutorial it fixed everything

@lapis @holly the tutorial in roller coaster tycoon 2 helped me out when I was a kid

Finally, owning a uselessly gigantic coffee mug has become worth it

@vaporeon_ here is a slightly over-browned banana with the box in the mug for a slightly more useful size reference: