@aescling look at the fucking picture I shared
@cam where did you hear this?
@holly anything is better than c++
@holly wooden coasters were always my favorite to build in RCT2
@holly or maybe everyone was raptured and this is heaven
@SportsGoblin once again, the goblin was a prophet
Shout outs to the time @aescling was visiting my apartment and cooked chickpeas at 5 in the morning and burnt them so bad the smell woke me up
re: confession
@Satsuma the actual truth is that i told cat about the schedule change and made the foolish assumption she would let you guys know
re: confession
@Satsuma ah yes I changed plans to thursday and then never told anyone
@coriander @Taweret lmaooo
@coriander @Taweret goblins don't enjoy tightly interconnected gameplay systems under unexpectedly tight time constraints masquerading as a cozy game?
re: injury
@aescling anyway nowadays when i use a potato peeler to remove carrot skin you can create flat edges along the carrot that stop it from rolling
and i don't put my hands on the carrot when i slice it longways
never again
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt