Big Clod, Tiny 🎈 @wallhackio@cat.family

@holly anything is better than c++

@holly wooden coasters were always my favorite to build in RCT2

@holly or maybe everyone was raptured and this is heaven

@Satsuma @aescling it is surprising now that you mention it, given that I have accidentally activated it from lesser kitchen offenses

Very sad that Neon White heaven rush is the more popular category for White's Rush, given that Hell Rush is the more interesting category imo

_{(This certainly has nothing to do with the fact that my global ranking for White's Hell Rush is much better than White's Heaven Rush. Nope not at all.)}

@SportsGoblin once again, the goblin was a prophet

@The_T @aescling it wasn't an emergency but it sure smelt like one

@aescling she ate them all, too. absolute gremlin

Shout outs to the time @aescling was visiting my apartment and cooked chickpeas at 5 in the morning and burnt them so bad the smell woke me up

@Satsuma the actual truth is that i told cat about the schedule change and made the foolish assumption she would let you guys know

@Satsuma ah yes I changed plans to thursday and then never told anyone

@coriander @Taweret lmaooo

@coriander @Taweret goblins don't enjoy tightly interconnected gameplay systems under unexpectedly tight time constraints masquerading as a cozy game?

i forgot to salt the water in which i boiled my pasta. im sorry

@aescling anyway nowadays when i use a potato peeler to remove carrot skin you can create flat edges along the carrot that stop it from rolling

and i don't put my hands on the carrot when i slice it longways

never again

@aescling hurt like a MOTHERFUCKER

i was once dicing a carrot and while trying to split the carrot down the middle it rolled and caused the knife to slice towards my hand and that sucked

@aescling @amy this is good advice because even if it doesn't work, you now have a sword! a win-win

given how much of a clumsy disaster i am its surprising i have only had one incident occur while cooking since living on my own

@amy then im all out of ideas looks like youre on your own on this one