Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family

Shout outs to the time @aescling was visiting my apartment and cooked chickpeas at 5 in the morning and burnt them so bad the smell woke me up

@Satsuma the actual truth is that i told cat about the schedule change and made the foolish assumption she would let you guys know

@Satsuma ah yes I changed plans to thursday and then never told anyone

@coriander @Taweret lmaooo

@coriander @Taweret goblins don't enjoy tightly interconnected gameplay systems under unexpectedly tight time constraints masquerading as a cozy game?

i forgot to salt the water in which i boiled my pasta. im sorry

@aescling anyway nowadays when i use a potato peeler to remove carrot skin you can create flat edges along the carrot that stop it from rolling

and i don't put my hands on the carrot when i slice it longways

never again

@aescling hurt like a MOTHERFUCKER

i was once dicing a carrot and while trying to split the carrot down the middle it rolled and caused the knife to slice towards my hand and that sucked

@aescling @amy this is good advice because even if it doesn't work, you now have a sword! a win-win

given how much of a clumsy disaster i am its surprising i have only had one incident occur while cooking since living on my own

@amy then im all out of ideas looks like youre on your own on this one

@amy i hear that playing melee helps

@Satsuma i was actually bragging

@coriander
https://xcancel.com/MamonoWorld/status/1970544883556565412

@jackdaw_ruiz delete this

@coriander looking forward to the golden age of goblin posts featuring various combinations of yukon, bumble, and da lil goblin

@vaporeon_ to be fair im pretty sure you think of compuder 10⁶⁹ times per second

@cam @amy I am 100000000000000% joking

@cam @amy wait she's white??????? im gonna have to report her.......