Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
given how much of a clumsy disaster i am its surprising i have only had one incident occur while cooking since living on my own
@amy then im all out of ideas looks like youre on your own on this one
@amy i hear that playing melee helps
@Satsuma i was actually bragging
@jackdaw_ruiz delete this
@coriander looking forward to the golden age of goblin posts featuring various combinations of yukon, bumble, and da lil goblin
@vaporeon_ to be fair im pretty sure you think of compuder 1069 times per second
@vaporeon_ type of clod that has 0 thoughts millions of times per second
@vaporeon_ billions per second!!!!
@lapis oh and In Star and Time or whatever it was called
@amy me when amy starts playing Dr Mario
I need to play Hollow Knight and I need to play Silksong and I need to play the entire Mass Effect trilogy an I need to play Dark Souls 2 3 Sekiro Elden Ring and I need to play Psychonauts 2 and I need to play Frostpunk 2 and I need to play Fallout 1 and 2 and I need to play......
@amy sitting their white asses down and LISTENING
@cam televise this shit NOW
@coriander let me know your interviewers account so I can report them if you don't get hired
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
