Big Clod, Tiny 🎈 @wallhackio@cat.family
kept afloat by big ideas.
you can call me Caleb or Clodsire. i also go by clodboy and catwin. i am not picky about names (unless its one amy made up)
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
pfp is by @The_T
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"i know your taste in movies well enough to discount your opinion" ~globin
"caleb is the only person on this websites who truly understands what the report button is for: 'i don't like this post'" ~holly
30+
straight
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
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@maple @vaporeon_ oh huh interesting
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@The_T @vaporeon_ (i do this too)
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@vaporeon_ its a painkiller similar to aspirin. Tylenol is a particularly famous brand--the actual painkiller is the wordy "acetominephen", but people just say Tylenol even when you don't buy Tylenol-brand painkillers, like how some people say Kleenex to refer to ordinary tissues
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@vaporeon_ it will be announced tomorrow. many people are speculating that he will claim that taking tylenol while pregnant causes autism
sportsball
chiefs look like actual dogshit and i am so angry that they are still somehow going to make it to the superbowl again fuck this chungus earth
us pol
today at charlie kirks funeral trump stated that he hates his opponents and wishes the worst for them, and also stated that the cause of autism has been found
@amy holy fuck it's amy!!
bustin makes me feel good
re: slightly amusing typography
@vaporeon_ @aescling holy shit
@aescling @vaporeon_ i dunno im built different i think i can make it to you guys based on vibes
@aescling @vaporeon_ looking at a map and just eyeballing it based my experience driving from detroit to west michigan (3 hours) and from detroit to chicago (5 hours) multiple times, then recalculating after guessing you guys lived near the deleware airport, then recalculating after guessing you lived near the philadelphia airport, and then after you told me you lived 30 minutes from the philadelphia airport and I just added 30 minutes to the expected time from the philadelphia airport instead of checking whether you guys were in between the museum and the airport
@maple I had a lot of marie callender's brand microwaved chicken pot pie when I was a kid so that's what I would do
@aescling @vaporeon_ it's actually only a 70 minute drive lmao
@vaporeon_ I don't know how to use a slide rule and I still learned quantum mechanics just fine, you're good
@monorail which area is next?
@monorail 
@vaporeon_ looks like it'll be around 2.5 hours
kept afloat by big ideas.
you can call me Caleb or Clodsire. i also go by clodboy and catwin. i am not picky about names (unless its one amy made up)
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
pfp is by @The_T
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"i know your taste in movies well enough to discount your opinion" ~globin
"caleb is the only person on this websites who truly understands what the report button is for: 'i don't like this post'" ~holly
30+
straight
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
